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Need jokes for Deathly Hallows parody
  • silverarrowgriffinsilverarrowgriffin
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    This thread is for @dalek657

    He's a doing a parody with his friends and they need ideas and jokes to use in it :) They're filming the parody at home and they might upload it.
    Post edited by silverarrowgriffin at 2012-01-24 15:03:24
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  • Lord StaffordLord Stafford
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    Haha. I've already made this.

    http://harrypotterforum.com/discussion/10338/the-deathly-hallows-parody

    Lord Stafford.
    Post edited by Lord Stafford at 2012-01-24 15:05:33
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  • silverarrowgriffinsilverarrowgriffin
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    @LordStafford yeah I just realized that xD he should've warned me
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  • Lord StaffordLord Stafford
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    Do you want me to close or delete this one?

    Lord Stafford.
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  • Dalek657Dalek657
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    Keep them both open it''ll draw in more people. The more the merrier
  • Lord StaffordLord Stafford
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    That's not the point, Dalek. It's a waste. One will be used, and the other won't.

    Lord Stafford.
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  • Dalek657Dalek657
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    Suppose. Could you close yours then Staff as this one seems like it''ll draw people in more
  • Lord StaffordLord Stafford
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    Don't ask me to open another again, then. Ask Richard to make you a full member, and then you can post your own threads.

    Lord Stafford.
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  • Dalek657Dalek657
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    Will Rich do that? I thought you needed 500 posts?
  • Lord StaffordLord Stafford
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    Perhaps. I don't know. Just ask him. He could make an allowance.

    Lord Stafford.
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  • Dalek657Dalek657
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    Does he own the site?
  • Lord StaffordLord Stafford
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    No, he does not. He is just a rank above the others.

    Lord Stafford.
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  • Dalek657Dalek657
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    Ah. But please help me think of jokes I'd be very grateful
  • Lord StaffordLord Stafford
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    Not right now. Right now, i have to go.

    Lord Stafford.
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  • Dalek657Dalek657
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    But will you later? Or when you think of some?
  • SlanteeSlantee
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    You've been made a full member now Dalek. Now we usually don't promote new members to the post of a full member before they reach 500 posts..so make sure you make good use of it. Cheers.
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  • Lord StaffordLord Stafford
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    There you go, Dalek.

    Lord Stafford.
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  • Dalek657Dalek657
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    Any ideas yet guys?
  • silverarrowgriffinsilverarrowgriffin
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    nope
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  • GredWeasleyGredWeasley
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    Maybe have Harry accidentally drop Snapes memory on the floor and him say " oh crap" or something
    This is what a wasted moment looks like.
  • silverarrowgriffinsilverarrowgriffin
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    ^good start
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  • Dalek657Dalek657
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    Yeah that's a good start. What about in Part 1 anybody got any funny ideas for anything in part 1?
  • mattStrelowmattStrelow
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    On the 7 Potters scene, have the real Harry to be the one hugging Bill on the testral
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  • BaneBane
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    EXT. HOGWARTS SPIRE - DAWN

    VOLDEMORT, in a desperate rage, physically batters HARRY--

    HARRY
    Hey, you were right-- when you told Professor Snape that that wand was failing you--

    HARRY gets to his feet. VOLDEMORT approaches, his wand extended but USELESS.

    HARRY
    --it will always fail you!

    VOLDEMORT hits HARRY with an unnamed but ineffective spell.

    EXT. SPIRE BALCONY - CONT.

    HARRY backs up to protective barrier as VOLDEMORT closes in.

    VOLDEMORT
    I KILLED SNAPE!

    HARRY
    But what if the wand never belonged to Snape? What if its allegiance always belonged to someone else?

    CLOSE UP on HARRY'S hand-- twisting something around in it--

    The TIME TURNER.

    INT. HARRY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT - INTERCUT, CONT.

    LILY POTTER faces us, her eyes vacant of life--

    EXT. SPIRE BALCONY - CONT.

    HARRY
    Come on, Tom. Let's finish this the way we started it--

    HARRY wraps his arms around him--

    INT. HARRY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT - CONT.

    HARRY is in his CRIB, much too large for it now at 17, complete with a BIB riddled with Gerber baby food splotches.

    VOLDEMORT looks utterly confused, even a bit terrified--

    HARRY
    TOGETHER!

    Harry POUNCES out of the crib like a wet cat, complete with a cat's battle cry, latches onto VOLDEMORT and they disappear out of frame.

    EXT. HOGWARTS COURTYARD - MOMENTS LATER

    HARRY and VOLDEMORT awaken in the COURTYARD, meters apart from one another. HARRY instinctively snatches up his wand--

    VOLDEMORT raises his hands.

    HARRY
    What?

    VOLDEMORT
    Look, just-- I'm done, that-- that was just--

    VOLDEMORT clears his throat.

    INT. GREAT HALL

    HUNDREDS of Death Eaters, students, teachers-- all seemingly freeze in the midst of BATTLE.

    VOLDEMORT (V.O.)
    Fellow Death Eaters, heed my warning. I was mistaken about Harry Potter. Harry Potter-- is a demon. He is immortal. He understands and can even initiate time travel, and his animagus is that of a cerberus.

    EXT. COURTYARD - CONT.

    HARRY looks down to his chest, noticing that the BIB is still on him. He wipes away at the food splotches, checking around him and over his shoulders to make sure nobody sees.

    VOLDEMORT
    I do not wish to continue my assault against these grounds or his other Satanic disciples. Therefore I ask you to lay down your arms and retreat before Potter unleashes true hell upon us all.

    INT. GREAT HALL - CONT.

    Some of the DEATH EATERS begin to back away from their combatants.

    INT./EXT. ENTRANCE

    RON and HERMIONE stand up, looking at HARRY. From the distance we see HARRY face them. Beyond HARRY we can see VOLDEMORT disappearing into a FOG that has settled over the VIADUCT.

    RON looks at him, making a "what gives?" gesture. HARRY seems to say "I don't know" back to him.

    NEVILLE lays the SWORD OF GRYFFINDOR down.

    HERMIONE
    Is he wearing a bib?
    Post edited by Bane at 2012-01-27 16:58:14
  • AllStar87AllStar87
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    Bane said:

    EXT. HOGWARTS SPIRE - DAWN

    VOLDEMORT, in a desperate rage, physically batters HARRY--

    HARRY
    Hey, you were right-- when you told Professor Snape that that wand was failing you--

    HARRY gets to his feet. VOLDEMORT approaches, his wand extended but USELESS.

    HARRY
    --it will always fail you!

    VOLDEMORT hits HARRY with an unnamed but ineffective spell.

    EXT. SPIRE BALCONY - CONT.

    HARRY backs up to protective barrier as VOLDEMORT closes in.

    VOLDEMORT
    I KILLED SNAPE!

    HARRY
    But what if the wand never belonged to Snape? What if its allegiance always belonged to someone else?

    CLOSE UP on HARRY'S hand-- twisting something around in it--

    The TIME TURNER.

    INT. HARRY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT - INTERCUT, CONT.

    LILY POTTER faces us, her eyes vacant of life--

    EXT. SPIRE BALCONY - CONT.

    HARRY
    Come on, Tom. Let's finish this the way we started it--

    HARRY wraps his arms around him--

    INT. HARRY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT - CONT.

    HARRY is in his CRIB, much too large for it now at 17, complete with a BIB riddled with Gerber baby food splotches.

    VOLDEMORT looks utterly confused, even a bit terrified--

    HARRY
    TOGETHER!

    Harry POUNCES out of the crib like a wet cat, complete with a cat's battle cry, latches onto VOLDEMORT and they disappear out of frame.

    EXT. HOGWARTS COURTYARD - MOMENTS LATER

    HARRY and VOLDEMORT awaken in the COURTYARD, meters apart from one another. HARRY instinctively snatches up his wand--

    VOLDEMORT raises his hands.

    HARRY
    What?

    VOLDEMORT
    Look, just-- I'm done, that-- that was just--

    VOLDEMORT clears his throat.

    INT. GREAT HALL

    HUNDREDS of Death Eaters, students, teachers-- all seemingly freeze in the midst of BATTLE.

    VOLDEMORT (V.O.)
    Fellow Death Eaters, heed my warning. I was mistaken about Harry Potter. Harry Potter-- is a demon. He is immortal. He understands and can even initiate time travel, and his animagus is in the form of a cerberus. I do not wish to continue my assault against these grounds or his other Satanic disciples. Therefore I ask you to lay down your arms and retreat before Potter unleashes the terror of Beezlebub upon us all. Thank you.

    LMAO! That's great!
  • BaneBane
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    I edited some, added a bit more to give it a better ending. The Beezlebub thing didn't make sense in this context so I axed it. I know, very Mark Day of me but sometimes things are worth ditching.
    Post edited by Bane at 2012-01-27 16:57:20
  • silverarrowgriffinsilverarrowgriffin
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    HAHAHAHHAA awesome
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  • Dalek657Dalek657
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    That's really good but don't know whether we could do all that. Please try to think of more though guys
  • BaneBane
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    Yeah I didn't write it thinking it would be possible for you guys but perhaps it could be inspirational.
  • BaneBane
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    One thing's for sure-- can't say I didn't try.
  • Dalek657Dalek657
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    Bane said:

    Yeah I didn't write it thinking it would be possible for you guys but perhaps it could be inspirational.

    Whaddya mean you thought it could be inspirational? and from here on out could everything you guys suggest be things we'd be able to do?

    Post edited by Dalek657 at 2012-01-28 09:34:05
  • silverarrowgriffinsilverarrowgriffin
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    Just google them
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  • Dalek657Dalek657
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    silverarrowgriffin said:

    Just google them

    Google what?
  • silverarrowgriffinsilverarrowgriffin
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    the jokes
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  • AbhiAbhi
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    EDIT - Not what Dalek required, so I am editing this.
    Post edited by Abhi at 2012-01-28 18:36:48
  • Dalek657Dalek657
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    No its not jokes like that. Those are Harry Potter-related jokes. This is a parody of the film. Jokes like this for example although this is the only one I can think of so far hence why I've come here for some help.

    Hermione: You can get to work on the tent.
    Harry: Tent!? Where am I supposed to find a tent!?

    ENDS UP OUTSIDE MILLET'S (I understand a lot of people on this forum so just in case you don't know Millet's is a shop that sells camping gear and tents naturally in the U.K. which is funny cause it sells tents so you'd find one there but its so unlikely you'd find a Millet's in the middle of a forest.)

    Harry: (See's Millet's): Ah.... Yes.... Well that makes sense I suppose.

    Try to think of stuff like that make scenes and lines from parts 1 and 2 of deathly hallows funny and easy to do and write them here.
  • AbhiAbhi
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    Ah you mean situational jokes? Then I will have to try and think of them. Sorry man. I thought you wanted those kinda jokes. I will try. :(
  • Dalek657Dalek657
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    Cheers Abhi I'd really appreciate it. I'm aiming to do a REALLY GOOD parody which is really funny with mates so thanks for the help. Just comment when you think of something
  • AbhiAbhi
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    Definitely bud. :)>-
  • Dalek657Dalek657
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    Cheers
  • silverarrowgriffinsilverarrowgriffin
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    i did make a parody with my friends when i was 14.i just wrote it down. you should add myrtle in the parody.it could be random
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  • Dalek657Dalek657
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    silverarrowgriffin said:

    i did make a parody with my friends when i was 14.i just wrote it down. you should add myrtle in the parody.it could be random

    Don't have anybody to play Myrtle. Besides I want to keep to the story as much as possible and as she isn't in parts 1 or 2 of Deathly Hallows I'm not going to do that. Please post here if you think of any situational Harry Potter-associated jokes.
  • Dalek657Dalek657
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    Any ideas then guys?
  • NickNick
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    hmmm i cant think of any.
  • Dalek657Dalek657
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    Any ideas guys? It's been a while
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