Man I saw a girl at Wal-Mart earlier in the sluttiest Halloween costume ever, her ass was just about to fall out of her skirt, it was absolutely amazing.
Man I saw a girl at Wal-Mart earlier in the sluttiest Halloween costume ever, her ass was just about to fall out of her skirt, it was absolutely amazing.
Seriously I could see the bottom of her ass, which was truly spectacular. I walked by her in an aisle and gave her a thumbs up and she and her friends were laughing (not at me but with me).
Probably could have gotten laid but I'm taken. Too bad for her.
Seriously I could see the bottom of her ass, which was truly spectacular. I walked by her in an aisle and gave her a thumbs up and she and her friends were laughing (not at me but with me).
Probably could have gotten laid but I'm taken. Too bad for her.
You know that part in Animal House where they're deciding who they're going to accept as new pledges and they show Kent Dorfman's face on their slide projector screen and John "Bluto" Belushi screams? Well, that was my reaction.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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MIKE :D
This basically.
Probably could have gotten laid but I'm taken. Too bad for her.
G.G.
Oh god I love Halloween
G.G.
me
Swag
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