In 1974 the great C. Rich won country musician of the year award. In 1975 he had to pass that award on and do you know to who? Mr. Sunshine on my god damn shoulders, John Denver. Yeah, can you believe it? Replaced by John Fucking Denver. I'll be damned if Mr. Rich didn't take out his lighter and light that award on fire in front of everybody right there... you get it now Phineas?
I bet Neville Longbottom could grow some killer artichokes hearts. That's the stuff of the dark arts children. DO NOT EAT IT. It will only make all of your favorite cartoons come out of the TV and play with you for 7 hours!!!